> Hello everybody,
>
> Thanks for the bump and the support.It did,nt work but i may try one
> last approach.
> I,ve been thinking about you guys at DIMIA,i don,t have a problem with
> you at all.I realise it,s nothing personal i,m just a number.I,m one
> of thousands am i not.
> I,m sure you sometimes feel unloved by some applicants with constant
> e-mails and phone calls stressing over their visa,s.Not me though i
> absolulty adore you guys infact i consider it an honour to even have
> had my name printed on a file in your great office for well over 16
> months (and counting).Even if you refuse me i will always say to
> people hey do you know what those guys at DIMIA kept me on hold for as
> long as it takes to fly to pluto in a hot air balloon but it was worth
> it.I,ll say they sometimes made me feel like i was going mad with
> waiting but there just such a fantastic bunch of people i did,nt mind
> in the slightest in fact i often felt humble.
> Now DIMIA you may think that this post is some sort of fake you know
> like i,m creeping just to get in your good books so that you,ll speed
> up my visa.Well i personaly think that would be a sad state of affairs
> if people had to go to these sort of lengths for your attention.Very
> sad indeed.
> No what i,d do if i was desperate for my visa i,d fly over to your
> offices walk right up to my CO put the full monty soundtrack cd into
> the portable player i would have with me and give her the best
> striptease (or laugh)she,s ever seen.
> Now i,m far from the best looking bloke in the world but what i lack
> in looks i,ll make up for in lots of effort and technique.Indeed while
> typing this i,m gyrating my hips to Tom Jones to get some practice
> in.So come on . bomb give me the bloody visa unless you want me to
> show you what your NOT missing.
>
>
>
> dave
PMSL I could just imagine you giratin to Tom Jones in the middle of the
DIMIA office. :D
You've heard the sayin if at first you don't succeed.... keep tryin cos
I'm enjoyin readin your posts.
Ang
p.s. Rich has just been pulled over by the cops 3 houses from where we
live for a random breathaliser test. He had had 3 glasses of wine,
told them he had had 2. The 2 cops were soooo bloody nasty I could
have punched their lights out - honest. Anyway he told Rich if he
didn't perform enough for the test in 3 attempts he would have to
arrest him!!! We were gobsmacked.
He passed the test after 4 attempts. Needless to say I phoned the
local office who put me in touch with another office and made a
cmplaint cos of their attitude.
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