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Subject: Re: divorce Posted on: Tue, 29 Jun 2004 03:13:20 +0000


Originally posted by supernav
> Here's a quick way to see
if you she loves YOU or your PASSPORT:
>
> During the courtship,
mention living in Russia with her
>
> or
>
> Mention, actually you
only have a green card.
>
> If the conversation immediately changes for
the worse, or 30 seconds of silence pass or she turns on you....
>
>
Run.
>
> Unless the booty will be so great for 2 years, that you don't
mind being used like a loser doormat.
>
> -= nav =-

I have
an idea. Instead of bringing her in as a K-1, bring her in as a J-1.
Create a couple ficticious kids, and hire her as an Au Pair. Try to get
one that's subject to section 212(e). If things go south, you go back
to her country to meet her family with her and cancel her visa while
she's not looking. Then you return back to the US without her. You
could even call in a tip that she was turning tricks or something while
in the US.

NOTE: Before anyone freaks out, I am just kidding.

On a
serious note, unless you don't allow her to learn English and move to a
secluded cabin in Montana these things probably don't last too long.
I'm sure there are some very happy couples, but they may be the
exception.


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