On Sun, 04 Jun 2006 18:58:56 GMT, laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE
wrote:
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>HAHAHA. Part of a commencement address he gave. Go here to read the
>whole thing
>
>http://www.knox.edu/x12547.xml
Howling with laughter here!
"We played a drinking game called Lincoln-Douglas. Great game. What
you do is, you act out the Lincoln-Douglas debate and any time one of
the guys mentions the Dred Scott decision you have to chug a beer.
Well, technically 3/5 of a beer. [groans from audience]
"You DO have a good education! I wasn’t sure if anybody was going to
get that joke."
Swill
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"Press one to be monitored by the CIA, press two to be monitored by the FBI, press three to be monitored by the NSA. Press zero if you'd like to speak a live operator and be intimidated immediately."
Formal dinner: A place where the forks are on the left, and the politics are on the right.
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