henry999@eircom.net (Henry) wrote:
>JF Mezei trolled:
>
>> The US television station TBS is reporting that OJ Simpson has been shot
>> in Los Angeles Harbour. He has a 50-50 chance of surviving, but there
>> is only a 10% chance of that happening. Dr Rumack (best known for his
>> work on the doomed Trans America flight in 1980 is working alongside
>> Frank Cottroni (a former airline engineer who helped a damaged plane
>> land in a chicago snowstorm in the 1970s) to try to find out who tried
>> to kill Simpson.
>>
>> Ricardo Montabaln, the former owner of "Fantasy Island" and
>> representative for Maxwell House (known for his "Good to the Last Drop")
>> is the prime suspect at the moment. He is suspected of being involved in
>> heroin trafficking (which ties in with his coffee business: Drug
>> traffickers often stash their drugs into coffee crates (as documented in
>> Beverley Hills Cop).
>>
>> To make matters more complicated, Elvis Presley's daughter is
>> romanically involved with Montalban but Dr Rumack (using a pseudonym
>> Frank Drebin) is attracted to her.
>>
>>
>> World Weekly News should have full reports of this in their archives (as
>> well as imdb.com )
>
>What the . is wrong with you?
His drug dealer must be selling him some bad shit again . . . . . . . . . .
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
About
JF MEZEI
The "nobody" troll of rec.travel.air and "John Doe" troll of the
sci.space.* newsgroups.
(Last Revised August 3, 2005)
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1. Who is JF Mezei?
Jean-Francois Mezei is the worst netkook and megatroll to have ever hit
rec.travel.air and various other usenet newsgroups. He is also one of the
longest running trolls in usenet history.
***WARNING: JF MEZEI IS A ROGUE CANCELLER. HE FORGES THE NAME AND E-MAIL
ADDRESS OF USENET POSTERS HE DOES NOT AGREE WITH AND CANCELS THEIR
MESSAGES.***
If you participate in the same newsgroups he does, you should monitor the
control.cancel newsgroup. If you find that he has cancelled your messages,
forward a copies of them to:
a b u s e @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
a b u s e @ a s t r a w e b . c o m
a b u s e @ t e r a n e w s . c o m
See also http://www.usenetabuse.com
2. How long has he been trolling?
For well over a decade.
3. Where does he live?
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Jean-Francois Mezei
86 Harwood Gate
Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3
(514) 992-0474
(514) 695-8259
His current e-mail addresses are:
j f m e z e i @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
j f m e z e i @ v a x i n a t i o n . c a
His website is http://www.vaxination.ca .
4. What makes him such a malicious troll?
His trolling is constant, repetitious, relentless. Once he invades your
newsgroup he will stay for decades, troll around the clock, day in and day
out, every day of the year, for years and years on end. He does not listen
to pleas to stop, he does not listen to anything anyone tells him, he does
not pay attention when the misinformation/disinformation he posts is
corrected, he just goes right on trolling year in, year out like a little
child holding his ears closed while yelling "I can't hear you, I can't hear
anything you say!"
5. What does he troll about?
His favorite subjects are USA-bashing and anything to do with .. He
hates the USA and Americans and will hijack any thread and turn it into a
USA-bashing fest. If he can't do that then he'll just start making lewd
posts.
6. What does he hate about the USA?
Everything! He is part of a larger group of Canadian trolls who have a
visceral hatred of the USA, motivated by envy mostly. The USA is a
happier, better, more successful version of their country and they can't
stand it. Some of JF's favorite troll bait is "the Bush Regime", "the
Cheney/Rumsfeld/Wolfowitz axis of evil", "Americans are brainwashed", "Cars
are evil", "SUVs are evil", "all Americans are stupid" etc.
7. What about his .ual trolling?
Ah, that is JF at his trolling best. No .ual topic is too bizarre.
Among his favorites are child .uality, masturbation, women's genitalia,
. toys, circumcision, the . lives of Americans (of course) ... the list
is endless.
8. Circumcision???
Yes, JF trolled the circumcision newsgroups for years. He still likes to
insert circumcision into his trolling every now and then. Apparently, JF
was traumatized as a child because his parents, poor Hungarian immigrants
to Canada, left him uncircumcised when he was born, as is the custom in
most of the world. Growing up in Canada where male infant circumcision was
prevalent at the time, he was psychologically scarred (so he claims). As
soon as he could he arranged to get himself snipped, and then joined the
brigades of circumcision proselytizers in the newsgroups advocating the
joys of a free willy. His main argument is how much better he was able to
masturbate after getting circumcised without that "pesky foreskin" getting
in the way of his enjoyment, and he has made it his mission in life to
spread the circumcision gospel.
9. What's his interest in child .uality? That sounds kind of freaky.
Well, everything having to do with Mezei *is* freaky. Among the subjects
dear to his heart are the genitals of little boys and girls, especially
little boy's foreskins (and how tight they are) and little girls' hymens.
He is also a tireless activist and advocate that children should be taught
to masturbate early on so that they don't grow up ".ually repressed like
Americans".
He also counsels all parents of boys that they constantly check their
little boys' penises and foreskins frequently to ensure a good fit, proper
movement, and that they be able to masturbate with no problems. Utopia for
JF would be a world full of parents manipulating their little boys'
penises.
10. Ewww! This guy is sounding more and more disgusting by the minute!
Are you sure about all this stuff?
Yes, you can check the google archives for yourself. There's over a decade
full of Mezei trolling in there.
11. How can I find all that out, doesn't he change aliases all the time
like all trolls do?
Of course! See the appendix below for a list of many of his known trolling
aliases.
12. So where does this guy get so much time to troll, doesn't he work?
Ha ha ha! JF hasn't worked a day in his life! He's an adult baby, a grown
man who still lives at home with mommy and sleeps all day and trolls the
newsgroups all night. In his free time when he isn't trolling he likes to
ride his bike down to Dorval Airport and race the planes down the runway in
his bike.
13. That seems strange, is he mentally ill or something?
Bingo! JF is a boy in a grown man's body. Psychologically he never got
past the age of 13 and got stuck in a world of bathroom humor (i.e. "pull
my finger!") and locker room antics that he has never been able to outgrow.
14. Speaking of locker rooms, I heard he has a .ual fetish about them,
is that true?
Yes! JF goes to the gym not to work out but to watch men in the locker
room. He loves to post about the male .ual organs he has seen in locker
rooms over the years, especially his unnatural obsession with foreskins.
He stalks the men in locker rooms trying to measure how much foreskin they
have, or how little is left if they have been circumcised. He gets
extremely excited when he spots a case of phimosis.
15. Oh my Gawd, this guy is nuts! He should be locked up in an insane
asylum!
Yep, JF is certifiably insane. He lives in a black helicopter / tin foil
hat world where others are out to get him. The key to understanding JF is
that he sees himself as a VICTIM. To JF the world is out to get him,
especially the USA. Victimhood is what JF is all about.
What seems to have sent him over the edge was when the Canadian rail system
was "killed", in his words. He used to be a major train nut, spotting
trains, writing down their numbers and chasing them down at the train yard
like a good freak. Then he turned his attention to aviation. Major events
that made him fall head first deep into the abyss were the bankruptcy of
Canadian Airlines and their subsequent takeover by Air Canada (whom he sees
as evil). So paranoid is he that when an Air Canada plane crashed he
claimed that Air Canada employees went lurking about in the night with
buckets of white paint to cover up the Air Canada markings. He saw that as
symbolic of a cover up of the crash investigation. He has never recovered
from this.
16. Where else does he hang out, I want to avoid him!
His main haunt on usenet is comp.os.vms, a newsgroup dedicated to some
ancient, arcane, obsolete piece of vax crapware that nobody has taken
seriously for decades. JF hangs out there with other misfits and social
dropouts who share his psychological traumas, crying for the good old vax
days of yore. It's really pathetic!
17. Where else does he hang out?
can.internet.highspeed, alt.cellular.fido, and a few other geeky computer
groups. For a while after the Shuttle Columbia disaster he invaded the
sci.space groups, sci.space.shuttle in particular, and trolled it
relentlessly with the anti-American, conspiracy theory crap he's so famous
for. But they ran him off that group and he had to go crawling back to
comp.os.vms with his tail between his legs, licking his wounds.
18. It sounds like comp.os.vms is the only group he respects and doesn't
troll.
Pretty much. For a megatroll like JF it's impossible not to troll, so he
slips in troll bait every now and then, but by and large he respects
comp.os.vms, and, more importantly, he tries to hide his trolling
activities from them so they won't find out what a major netkook he is.
19. Wow, sounds like he should be exposed so they will know what kind of
psycho he is!
Exactly. Feel free to post all his trolls to comp.os.vms. And while
you're at it post them to can.internet.highspeed and alt.cellular.fido too.
And to alt.usenet.kooks, a group for the likes of JF, and
news.admin.net-abuse.usenet.
20. What else can I do? Is there an abuse address?
Yes, you should send complaints along with copies of his troll posts to:
a b u s e @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
d n s a d m i n @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
a b u s e @ t e r a n e w s . c o m
a b u s e @ a s t r a w e b . c o m
also http://www.usenetabuse.com
You can also call directly, troll free, 1-877-779-1575.
TekSavvy Solutions Inc.
330 Richmond St., Suite 205
Chatham, ON, Canada
N7M 1P7
And feel free to distribute this FAQ freely. Post it to newsgroups, email
it to people, you may host it at your own website, send it to newspapers
and magazines that do Internet articles or anything to do with Montreal or
Canada, etc.
*** APPENDIX ***
List of some of the many trolling aliases used by Mezei over the years.
This is only a partial list, he has so many it's impossible to compile a
full list.
j f m e z e i @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
j f m e z e i . s p a m n o t @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
j f m e z e i @ i s t o p . c o m
j f m e z e i . s p a m n o t @ i s t o p . c o m
j f m e z e i @ v i d e o t r o n . c a
j f m e z e i @ v l . v i d e o t r o n . c a
n o s p a m . j f m e z e i @ v i d e o t r o n . c a
" j f m e z e i " @ v i d e o t r o n . c a [ n o s p a m ]
nobody
nobody
nobody
nobody
nobody
nobody
nobody
Janice Staples
Lorenna Bobbit
Lando Calrisian
muklak
Sheep skin
snowy squirrel
Conspiracy Theory
Lou Raccoon
Flapping Labias
Throbbing vulva
Twin Gonads
Loose Scrotum
Raised Organ
Popped Cherry
Monica Lewinski
Deep Fried Foreskin
Aroma of Smegma
Wet fart
Pubic dandruff
Voluptuous Nipple
Inserted Finger
Pubic Nair
Flatulent Meatus
Lihk Mhygroin
Pre Khum
Phi Mosis
Bal Anatis
Fren Ullum
Ivanna Getlaid
Ivanna Wankalot
Ivanna Umpalot
Wan Tnoneofit
Wan Itbad
Wan Towank
Wan Tolik
Testos Terone
Upper Gonad
Right Gonad
Left Gonad
Tyson's Glands
Nose Hair
Coronal Sulcus
Corpus Cavernus
Armpit moisture
Onani Room
Arnie's Banana
Raised eyebrows
Vas Deferens
Naked Canuck
Arni's socks
Notable Exception
Unpopped Cherry
Tatooed Ovaries
Pierced eyelid
Limp Tomato
Eggplant Earrings
Banana Underpants
Naval Lint
Ingrown Toenail
Empty Stomach
Full Stomach
Smelly Cat
Torn Ligament
Art Tistic
Furry Raccoon
Wet Racoon
Mad Racoon
Lazy Racoon
Eaten Racoon
Happy Raccoon
Sleeping Racoon
Hungry Racoon
Horny Raccoon
Smart Raccoon
George W Raccoon
Ronald McRaccoon
Thirsty Raccoon
Johnny Raccoon
Oshi Santo
Oishi Chinko
T.Yellow
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Borg Queen <1of1@borg.org>
Ronald Wilkerson
John Balterman
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