"hummingbird" abused the airwaves with another in series of irrational
pontiofications.....
>
> But there are plenty of uncouth slobs with loads-a-money who fly
> BC or FC and drag their screaming shitty kids along with them or even
> cause a big rumpus themselves. As I previously said, some celebrities
> come to mind.
> I know of an individual who always flies FC because he's a member of
> the most important family in Dubai. On one occasion he was drunk on
> board and caused a rumpus in FC and the FAs threatened to divert the
> plane to dump him off.
> Imagine the aggravation to other FC passengers while all that went on.
"The most imporant family in Dubai"
Child, unless the Grand Panjandrum of Pollysquat decides to hail the
offender out into the Gran Piazza and there to attach his limbs to four
large draft animals to pull him asunder, whilst drawing his liver and
lights out with a crochet hook thrust up his fundmant, your "individual",
protected by wealth and status will likely go on swilling popskull and
abusing his fellow passengers and fondling the FAs. Of course, you may rise
up from your seat, mightily offended, and swat the bugger across the chops,
knocking him arse over teakettle. Potentially, howver, you leave yourself
open to be beaten with brass-tipped lathis by the Dubai airport security
forces upon landing, and confined to a dry well far out in the desert for
your sins, for in Dubai, he who is kin unto the mighty, is generally in a
position to f*ck over the hoi polloi (or so it is written).
>
> As a friend said to me some while ago "you might upgrade from economy
> to FC to get away from screaming shitty kids and slobs, only to find
> that you're seated close to a FC screaming shitty kid or a rich slob."
Lo, it is further written (in the seventh chapter of the Meanderings of
Wiley Coyote).....
Seats in the front of the bus sell for more, yet, they who have the shekels
to purchase those seats are likely to be as equally boorish louts, arse
scrtachers and nose pickers as are the poor boogers in the back. Their
squalling babes, randomly spewing from whatever orifice, their boorish
habits, and their custom of eating greasy mutton with their fingers, are but
signs of their humanity.
>
> I don't know what the solution to this general problem is but I'm sure
> that airlines do little or nothing about it.
They are waiting for you to act, to don the red rags of rebellion, to lead
the mob unto the veritable Bastilles which are their air terminals, there to
lay waste about you with fire and sword, to confront the mighty in their
mirrored palaces, and to make us all equal (except for fat folk and mothers
with babes, who will be confined to their miserable squats or giant mansions
until (a) they are skinny and svelte or (b) the rotten little putti have
reached their majorities).
>
> Perhaps all passengers with kids should be located in one section of
> the plane where they can be more easily controlled? I dunno. But this
> problem, coupled to seats which are too narrow for larger than average
> or obese people have collectively turned flying into an endurance test
> for ordinary decent folk.
Aside from being a noxious twit, apparently quite unaware of your own racism
and prejudice, and envious of those whose fiscal condition allows them to
fly in the front because assets or status - Yes, some of them fly in First
not because they are wealthy or prominent, but have flown so often that the
airlines reward their loyally with big seats, well spaced rows, champagne
and an occasional few grains of cheap caviar.
I hope that on your next flight, you are seated in a "middle" seat, between
a mother breast feeding twins and a morbidly obese concert-quality
petomaniac traveling to a musical appearance at a NAAFI canteen after
preloading his magazines during three days of over-eating frijoles refritos
and "el charro" in a good Mexican restaurant.
TMO
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