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Subject: American Airlines Announces 15 More Fees Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2008 08:20:55 -0700

American Airlines Announces 15 More New Fees

1. Anyone trying to board before their row or seat is called is charged
a $100 fee.

2. Anyone blocking the aisle for more than 15 seconds while boarding is
charged a $100 fee.

3. Anyone snoring is charged a $100 fee.

4. Anyone with offensive body odor is charged a $100 fee.

5. Anyone staying in the lavatory for more than five minutes is charged
a $100 fee.

6. Anyone getting out of their seat more than once per hour on a flight
is charged a $100 fee.

7. Anyone more than 20% over their target weight for their height is
charged a $100 fee.

8. Anyone with a waist measurement greater than 40" is charged a $100 fee.

9. Anyone using the flight attendant call button to summon a flight
attendant is charged a $100 fee, whether or not a flight attendant responds.

10. Anyone forgetting to turn off their cell phone before takeoff is
charged a $100 fee.

11. Using the reading lights now costs $2 per hour (or portion of an hour).

12. Overhead bins cost $5 per hour per square foot of space.

13. Placing any item in the seat pocket costs $5 per flight regardless
of the flight duration).

14. Using the tray table, $5 per hour.

15. Reclining your seat, $5 per hour.