"The Translucent Amoebae" wrote in message
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On Mar 25, 3:19 pm, "Pleasure Airlines"
wrote:
> http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hdAVojyaBWtDJ51rFUP...
>
> Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
> 35 minutes ago
>
> MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
> woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
> to Miami.
>
> According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
> doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
> prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.
>
> Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
> not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
> continues.
>
> When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
> doing that."
>
> His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
> Associated Press.
>
> http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_hispanicaffairs/2009/03/elvis-c...
> Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
> posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM
>
> Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.
>
> Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin
> pop charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next
> to him last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had
> been, well, masturbating under a blanket.
>
> The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
> genitals exposed.
>
> Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
> that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him
> to stop.
>
> Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
> first Latin Grammy nomination.
>
> When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
> remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?
why is masturbation even illegal?
And laws against nudity make it illegal to be a human being.
why am i the only person on this planet that realizes this?
Laws against nudity are stupid. There is nothing wrong with the naked human
form.
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