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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
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> "The Translucent Amoebae" wrote in message
> news:591ebce0-06d1-4cef-aa7d-c8e8b53dc775@v23g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 25, 3:19 pm, "Pleasure Airlines"
> wrote:
> > http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hdAVojyaBWtDJ51rFUP...
> >
> > Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
> > 35 minutes ago
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> > MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
> > woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
> > to Miami.
> >
> > According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
> > doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
> > prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.
> >
> > Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
> > not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
> > continues.
> >
> > When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
> > doing that."
> >
> > His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
> > Associated Press.
> >
> > http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_hispanicaffairs/2009/03/elvis-c...
> > Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
> > posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM
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> > Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.
> >
> > Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin
> > pop charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next
> > to him last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had
> > been, well, masturbating under a blanket.
> >
> > The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
> > genitals exposed.
> >
> > Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
> > that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him
> > to stop.
> >
> > Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
> > first Latin Grammy nomination.
> >
> > When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
> > remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?
>
> why is masturbation even illegal?
> And laws against nudity make it illegal to be a human being.
> why am i the only person on this planet that realizes this?
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> Laws against nudity are stupid. There is nothing wrong with the naked human
> form.
Nobody, except maybe you, wants to sit across the aisle from a
nigger yanking on his dick in a plane.
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