"The Man" wrote in message
> Yes folks, the wonderfull Communist state of Singapore has agreed to
> let its poor tightly controlled populace the pleasure of having a
> 'reverse' Bunjee. This thrilling announcement was made by the
> Communist Commisar of Singapore, Goh Chock Tong recently, though the
> announcement was closely watched by several muslim women who thought
> it might all be too exciting.
>
> Further freedoms are to be allowed soon, he reported, A 'Crazy Golf'
> course, A 'Petaque court' and several marbles pitches are in the
> planning, though a proposed Tunnel Of Love was banned my the
> contolling Muslim Clerics.
> "We cant allow the people of Singapore to enjoy themselves too much"
> Tong was reported to have said.
>
> "Good Grief they'll want us to unban Cosmopolitan and Playboy next and
> that could never be allowed"
> (both are currently banned in Singapore, Work THAT out)
>
> However he did reveal that plans for the "Bouncing Spitoon" are in
> development.
> Disgusting chinese use spitoons, (or anything) when they hawk up great
> globs of phlegm.
> The plans are for a giant spring to be inserted into the base of the
> spittoon, and at irregular intervals, anyone spitting into it will
> result in the spittoon leaping into the air and covering the culprit
> in a week or so's decaying Phlegm.
> "That's enough excitement for any Singaporean" Tong announced.
>
> In conclusion, if you want a decent Holiday, DONT go to Singapore.
>
> -
> In the beginning there was nothing........which exploded
Actually there are times when I envy you. You personify the phrase
'ignorance is bliss'. You must be in a permanent state of bliss.
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