For a lifetime experience.....
Apart from being the filthiest country on earth,
India has many other things to offer (head-shaking).
I am very convinced that once the traveller has gotten over such
pictures as females and males defecating in the fields early morning,
back to back on each other, the traveller will find most beautiful
spots, and find the traffic mostly interesting.
When in traffic on overland routes, after a stretch of 200 km, he
climbs out of the car to take a deep breath and wondering why he is
still alive after the most interesting overtake manouvers of his
driver, then he really feels relaxed to take some breakfast in one of
the luxurious road side restaurants, where you can smell the piss from
the uncleaned toilets 500 yards against the wind.
Then your tastebuds have really opened up, and some Idli sambars are
just the right thing for you. The spicyness will envigorate your body
and soul, and if you are lucky you will run to the toilet before you
climb back into the car,otherwise you must join the millions
who defecate in the little stretches of land beside the road.
But should you be lucky enough to travel by air, you may have ample
time to reach your destination fresh, especially after waiting for a
plane more than 12 hours delayed.
Modiluft and above all, AirIndia is always there for you, and a few
hours delay will certainly give you more peace of mind.
Then you are feeling comfortable in the overcrowded airports, with
nationals filled and everybody thinking he is Aga Khan because he has
the opportunity to fly on India's top carriers.
In India, you must know everything is the best in the world (acha) and
they will teach all of the Westerners that they are definitely the
most superior of all races.
And when you are in the cities, please dont forget to visit our
national pride, the shopping arcades , and be favored by the most
menacing touts you will ever come across anywhere.
Dont worry if you give 1 Rupie then the whole family will appear from
nowhere and you are very blessed because they will pull your sleeves
and bug you till you are exhausted. And if you are lucky to be one of
the few who give, because Indians NEVER do, then you will have
the honor to go through this process every single day. No matter where
you choose to live,
they will wait in ambush for you at the hotel entrance where you will
dwell.
And day and night, you are being favored from then on.
Dont miss the beautiful scenes when walking on the streets and look
between the houses and buildings. Indians have learned how to cope
with the waste problem. They have found an intelligent way to dispose
of garbage. Simply toss the garbage out of your window, then
it is very convenient for you and your family. No need to carry it
down, between the buildings there is ample space. Although in the
years to come the garbage has piled up to
the 6th floor but never mind, in India we believe in natural waste
processing. The rats take care of the organic waste you see.
You see in India the people are very inventive and creative, they are
some of the smartest cultures on earth.
Now for those with space confinement, in Baroda and Ahmedabad the
cities are very industrial and the welfare standard is very high.
The factory workers and some very clever people have found a way
to save money and still live very luxuriously. I told you Indians are
the most intelligent people on earth. We in India know how to build
houses with cardboards, yes cardboards, all shapes and all types. We
pick them from the garbage dumps, and construct the cardboardhomes
ourselves, no need of a plan, waste of time, or expensive buiding
materials. And the smartest thing, we build the cardboard houses in
the lanes where there is less traffic.
Then we have a complete family dwelling in 1 room of 2x2 meters, we
lie on the streets. We can even accomodate 3 to 4 children with us
married couple. But we cook, we shit and bath (well we have a little
shortage of water) outside, the toilet conveniently located on the
other side of our building, so it wont interfere with our wellbeing.
You see, India is the pearl of the orient, we always know how to
handle our affairs well.
The whole world must come and see. Seeing is believing.
And you know we have some of the most beautiful women in our country.
If you have the right cash, many of the mothers will bring you their
daughters (if you have the right contacts in the society) and then
for a mere 1000 Rupees you will get exclusive service at private
apartments.
We are such a prudent society! We do keep our secrets, yes.
And one thing, you can trust us 100 %. We will never cheat you
never lie to you, never let you down.
The real Indian will show you what is straightforwardness,
unbiased honesty, we never heard of lies in our society.
It is absolutely unknown. If you want to know us better, then you must
do this : we never say no; we always say yes, even if we can not
fulfill our promise, This way we look better and feel better.
But Yes is always a maybe, or no. It is a yes in 0.01 % of all cases.
You see we are Indians and our culture is very special to us. We must
maintain our culture for the future generations.
Welcome to India, Namaste.
rc
On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 07:51:58 -0400, "Debendra"
wrote:
>Those who are interested to go to places in India other than the popular
>toristy ones are most welcome. The real-life situation is more interesting
>and it helps understanding India from a close distance. The social and
>cultural life of the people living in remote rual places give insights to
>understand India better.
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