Pat pong is Bangkok's answer to Bourbon street. The enclosed photo
indicates the type of entertainment available. Because of my perverted
nature attendance was mandatory. While I conjured up notions of women who
could use their vaginas to perform thoracic surgery if need be, the reality
was quite different. I was attacked by six malnourished waifs, lacking
their A-cup bras, insisting that I buy them each a watered down drink. What
they really needed was a cup of Ensure. I was given a menu of .ual
acts.they have a complex set of moral value s here....apparently . with a
syphilitic orangutan is perfectly acceptable, but any woman caught having
oral . must spend 30 days in the hole.
The problem with this region is that it lacks saturated fat. We are
staying in a five star hotel and dining in upscale restaurants, yet we
subsist on clear broth with an occasional carrot and fish head thrown in
for good measure. I would give my wife's left arm for a deep fried
Twinkie.
Lastly, we visited a snake farm today...saw a variety of vipers, cobras,
pythons etc. They were held by a handler who had been bitten so many times
his hand had the same numbers of digits as Homer Simpson. Ginny insisted
I d. one over my shoulder for a photo op...she thought it matched my
shirt..curiously she was reading my insurance policy at the same time....
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