Bryan S. Chaisone and Sue S. Chaisone had only been married for two weeks.
Bryan, the born buffalo, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out
on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, Bryan said to his wife Sue, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked Sue.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer" said Somchai.
Sue said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of
beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India,
etc.
Bryan didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of
saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen
glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she wasgetting
chills just holding it.
Bryan, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they
have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll
be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?"
She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... Somchai said ..... at the bar... you know...there's
swearing, dirty words and all that..."
At that moment Sue replied to Somchai:
"You want dirty words, D**khead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn
frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are married now,
and you aren't going to any f***ing bar! Got it, assh**e?"
.....and, they lived happily ever after.
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Bryan & Sue S.Chaisone
219 Hillsdale Dr
Sterling VA 20164-1221
(703) 4446233
Here is a picture of the Sue Chaisone, the ugly whore:
http://img168.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=30021_Sue_122_536lo.jpg
Here is a picture of the Bryan Chaisone, the dumbass riding on his buffalo
trough the streets of Manassas
http://img168.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=72648_Somchai_122_573lo.jpg
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