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Re: safety, air jamaica Posted on: Wed, 7 Jan 2004 22:24:35 +0200

Earl Colby Pottinger wrote:

>muller@cs.bc.edu (Robert Muller) :
>> All right, these news stories of al Qaida circumventing US air
>> security by attempting to commandeer foreign airlines has me wondering
>> whether people regard air jamaica as being reasonably secure. We're
>> flying from Boston to St. Lucia with a change of plane in Montego Bay.
>> I'm taking kids with me so I'm feeling like being careful.

I wouldn't worry unless it was an Air Jamaica flight capable of reaching
some target worth hitting, like New York or Washington etc. Most won't
have enough fuel to be worth bothering with.
[...]
>Second, they is a a very good chance that if one is attempted that the
>hijackers are the one in trouble. I may be wrong, but I understand people
>who partake in 'Air Rage' have been having a hard time lately from the
>passengers.

IF AIR JAMAICA WAS HIJACKED BY TERRORISTS

Hijacker: Everybody this is a hijack..no body moves or Ill blow up this
plane to pieces

Jamaican: Hey Batty Bway, siddung an mine a buss yuh rahtid head! A wi
yaad wi a go an yuh a come blurtnaught talk bout hijack!

Hijacker: I am serious ..dont try anything funny Jamaican boy

Jamaican:Mi blood fyah, unu hear di likle maama man a call big man bway ..

Crowd: Bax dung di bway bredren ..Im dam outta arda an feisty! Lick im fi
six my yout! 'Im renk an outah horda!

A fight ensues.. The flight attendants cheer on. The captain hears the
rumble.. he exits from the cockpit.

Captain: Hay Hey is what going on in here. Why unu beating up di farrin
yout?

Jamaican: Big man, di bway noh come talk bout Hijack when im si seh people
a try reach Kingston before midnight....so wi haffi discipline it prappa.

Captain: Hijack?!!!

Jamaican: Yes big man, ..im claim seh im a come blow up di plane an rae
rae an a call big man bway afta mi tell im fi siddung..Mi all hav a Stone
love dance fi ketch 7:30 tinite an di bway a try hole up progress! A wah dweet?

Captain: **KUFF!!!!** Yow yu lickle pimple face coolie bway yuh tink yuh
can come on ya an tek ova MY plane. **KUFF** Siddung an quite yuself before
a sail yuh troo di exit door.

Flight Attendants .. if im get up outta dah seat deh fi di res a di flight
mash up wan di rum bakkle ina im blastid head! Is why some a unu caan
behave unuself dowe eeh ..cho!

Crowd: **Applause**.. (Jeering) Serve yuh right! Yuh too tan bad ..waan
come hijack wi plane afta wi serve yuh nice hat mout watering food.
Dam brite! Wait til wi lan a Kingston, de massive wi deal wid yu.
Yu gwine sorry yu board dis yah plane. We no rhamp yu kno !!

Hijacker: Are we there yet

--
Ken Tough