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Re: safety, air jamaica Posted on: 1/7/2004 4:44 PM Central Standard Time

Subject: Re: safety, air jamaica
From: Rhythmwize Rhythmwize_member@newsguy.com
Date: 1/7/2004 4:44 PM Central Standard Time
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In article <20040107162007.15426.00002321@mb-m12.aol.com>, Dave says...
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>ROTFLMAO!

Yeah, laugh it up: I dont consider it a laughing matter to have hundreds if not
thousands of fanatics, that appear to be smarter then our government, with
millions of dollars at their disposal, lookin for some clever way to kill
thousands of americans, including me....doesnt give me a warm feeling to be
flying out of a target airport such as LAX on Air Jamaica a couple times a
year,
but I dont let that stop me.

Furthermore, this latest orange high alert directed at airlines could just be a
ploy by al-Queda, bogus intelligence chatter, then when we lower the alert they
strike...and, with all our resources we still can't capture this bin laden guy,
what does that tell you?...yeah, laugh it up!

john


Geez John,

Apologies for NOT copying what I was ROTFLMAO to: This is what I was laughing
at, by Ken Tough:

IF AIR JAMAICA WAS HIJACKED BY TERRORISTS

Hijacker: Everybody this is a hijack..no body moves or Ill blow up this
plane to pieces

Jamaican: Hey Batty Bway, siddung an mine a buss yuh rahtid head! A wi
yaad wi a go an yuh a come blurtnaught talk bout hijack!

Hijacker: I am serious ..dont try anything funny Jamaican boy

Jamaican:Mi blood fyah, unu hear di likle maama man a call big man bway ..

Crowd: Bax dung di bway bredren ..Im dam outta arda an feisty! Lick im fi
six my yout! 'Im renk an outah horda!

A fight ensues.. The flight attendants cheer on. The captain hears the
rumble.. he exits from the cockpit.

Captain: Hay Hey is what going on in here. Why unu beating up di farrin
yout?

Jamaican: Big man, di bway noh come talk bout Hijack when im si seh people
a try reach Kingston before midnight....so wi haffi discipline it prappa.

Captain: Hijack?!!!

Jamaican: Yes big man, ..im claim seh im a come blow up di plane an rae
rae an a call big man bway afta mi tell im fi siddung..Mi all hav a Stone
love dance fi ketch 7:30 tinite an di bway a try hole up progress! A wah dweet?

Captain: **KUFF!!!!** Yow yu lickle pimple face coolie bway yuh tink yuh
can come on ya an tek ova MY plane. **KUFF** Siddung an quite yuself before
a sail yuh troo di exit door.

Flight Attendants .. if im get up outta dah seat deh fi di res a di flight
mash up wan di rum bakkle ina im blastid head! Is why some a unu caan
behave unuself dowe eeh ..cho!

Crowd: **Applause**.. (Jeering) Serve yuh right! Yuh too tan bad ..waan
come hijack wi plane afta wi serve yuh nice hat mout watering food.
Dam brite! Wait til wi lan a Kingston, de massive wi deal wid yu.
Yu gwine sorry yu board dis yah plane. We no rhamp yu kno !!

Hijacker: Are we there yet

--
Ken Tough



Sorry if I offended you...