"Kurt Ullman" wrote in message
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> In article ,
> wideglide01diespammersreply@cox.net wrote:
> >Previously in rec.travel.caribbean, kurtullman@yahoo.com (Kurt Ullman)
> >proclaimed :
> >
> >>In article <536e17d9.0405160038.2d318d17@posting.google.com>,
> >>nice_snipper@yahoo.co.nz (Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote:
> >>>There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women,
> >>>. the men and steal the animals onboard, I tell you !
> >>>
> >>>Yes, it's dangerous !
> >> I keep forgetting is it . THEN pillage or the other way around. I
don't
> >
> >>want to get on the wrong side of the Pirate's Union.
> >>
>
> >it's also important that you do the right thing to the right object.
> >Raping the animals, killing the women and stealing the men will only
> >get you ridicule down at the local pirates lodge.
> >
> >
> So many rules and regulations. I can remember how it was before the
> government got involved when all you needed to was a ship and a parrot.
Now,
> you have to have specific non-slide stoppers on the bottom of your peg
leg, a
> safety guard on the hook, the Coast Guard has to inspect the ship, ATF is
> making us keep up paperwork on the cannon, the Humane Society has to make
sure
> you aren't keeping the parrot on your shoulder for more than 5 hours at a
time
> and that they have two breaks a shift. I tell ya, being a pirate ain't as
fun
> as it used to be.
>
Don't forget you have to Shiver you Timbers according to the regulations of
the forestry commission and have to plant new ones to replace the ones that
you cut down.
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