Thus spake Chrissy Cruiser :
>On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 16:27:21 GMT, Dillon Pyron wrote:
>
>> Thus spake Chrissy Cruiser :
>>
>>>On 17 Jul 2005 07:07:12 -0700, piperut wrote:
>>>
>>>> Windjammer used to run clothing optional cruises. The reason I know
>>>> this...
>>>> well, some good LDS friends got booked on one by mistake once.
>>>> They were not very happy to say the least.
>>>
>>>Mormons don't like nudity? Are they born with clothes on?
>>
>> You did know they wear "holy" underwear, didn't you? Seriously.
>
>You are now at your limit of tongue-in-cheek jokes for the day, Dillon.
No, I'm deadly serious. They wear this special underwear that has mid
arm length sleeves and low thigh legs. Not t-shirt and boxers, it's a
tighter fit than that. And they wear special robes in their churches,
or at least in the Salt Lake Tabernacle.
There was an article a few years back somewhere that revealed many of
the "secret" rituals of the Mormons. There was a QB in the NFL a few
years back who was a Mormon and wore his underwear under his uniform.
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