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Nonnymus wrote:
> Luther Myrvold wrote:
> > In article ,
> > Nonnymus wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Luther Myrvold wrote:
> >>
> >>>I am usually unsure of myself regarding wines during meals on cruises.
> >>>I usually cruise solo, so I am seated at a table of 6 or 8. I enjoy
> >>>wine with my meals, and I usually order a bottle.
> >>>
> >>>Here the rub. I don't offer wine to the other 7 people at the table. I
> >>>don't think it is necessary, but am I being a shulb? Is there a
> >>>protocol for wine in a group that is just assigned to a table?
>
> >
> > Nonnymus, you have increased my knowledge of high toned living on those
> > really big boats. I am sure that the others at my table will be
> > impressed with my smooth edicate as will as with my rented tux. Thanks
>
> I got all excited about posting what my old friend had
> written to address this subject. Howver, there is a more
> direct answer to your question, now that you expand on it to
> include the fact you'll have a rented tux.
>
> My friend, what do you think that those silly little inside
> pockets in the coat are for? That's where you place the
> bottle with the balance of the wine in it. Nobody would
> dare to ask you to share if you've already secreted the
> bottle in your tux jacket. It's also a wonderful way to
> avoid the corkage charge, if the bottle was brought onboard
> by you. If you are like me, and carry a 2' length of
> plastic tubing, you can snake the tubing inside the bottle
> within your tux jacket and just take discrete sips as you
> dine. That way, the bottle is never pulled out and your
> tablemates won't notice that you even have a bottle at the
> table.
>
> Nonnymus
I really appreciate your advise. Now to another bit that I need
direction. What is the best time to string a line in the balcony to
hang my laundry? Hanging laundry in the bathroom just makes life
difficult for the 4 of us.
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