Thus spake sdcruisers@cwnet.com :
>It will soon be flu season!!!!!!
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>How To Avoid It
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>Eat right!
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>Make sure you get your daily dose of
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>fruits and veggies.
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>Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Both throughly debunked.
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>Get plenty of exercise because
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>exercise helps build your immune system.
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>Walk for at least an hour a day,
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>go for a swim,
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>take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
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>Wash your hands often.
Yup
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>If you can't wash them,
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>keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Doesn't work against viral infections.
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>Get lots of fresh air.
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>Open doors & windows whenever possible.
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>Try to eliminate as much stress
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>from your life as you can.
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>Get plenty of rest.
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>OR
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>Take the doctor's approach.
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>Think about it...
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>When you go for a shot,
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>what do they do first?
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>They Clean your arm with alcohol...
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>Why?
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>Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
But not virus.
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>So.......
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>I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
>I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
>Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
>Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
>< I>Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
>Then pass out. (rest)
>The way I see it...
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dillon
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