Thus spake Earl Colby Pottinger :
>Odysseus :
>
>> Let me make a list of everything I need to bring on my cruise.
>
>Note: most can be found in small spray bottles that are easy to carry.
>
>> 1. Anti-bacterial detergent to clean the mask and snorkel
>
>If you are going put something like this into you mouth, maybe it is not such
>a bad idea.
>
>> 2. Fungicide to clean the fins
>
>Don't know if it will work if you are going into water, maybe after you are
>back at your cabin some power on your foot will not hurt and may save you
>from a future mess.
>
>> 3. Lice spray to clean helmets
>
>I am bald :)
>
>> 4. Disinfectant to clean my cabin
>
>Not that would be an insult to the cleaning staff! I hope!
>
>> 5. Anti-bacterial wipes to clean my hands before eating
>
>Small, easy to carry. If not you parents with small children should consider
>it.
>
>> 6. Disposable gloves so that I don't have to touch any surface another
>> passenger did.
>
>Now that is going too far ........ I hope!
>
>> 7. Cover for the airplane headrest to protect from who knows what.
>
>Considering how greasy somepeople heads are, a towel in your carry-on might
>not be a bad idea.
>
>> I'm going to end up being like Howard Hughes in the later years of his
>life.
>
>It is still ok if you also end up as rich as he was!
He died rich and miserable. As opposed to poor and miserable. There's
got to be a middle ground.
>
> Earl Colby Pottinger
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