Gregory Morrow wrote:
> ODORIFEROUS Reef Fish wrote:
>
> > jfeng@my-deja.com wrote:
> > > void wrote:
> > > > Over a year ago I posted a question regarding shoes, and most people
> > > > responded that even though it may not be "required" that you take off your
> > > > shoes, they will still ask you to take off your shoes.
> > >
> > > According to the official TSA website at
> > > http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/screening/index.shtm ,
> > >
> > > This is a change that has appeared in the last month, and may reflect a
> > > change in their procedures to scrutinize shoes more theatrically.
> >
> > Keep in mind that the TSA in the USA is there solely for the purpose
> > of giving the people the FALSE sense of security because some
> > minimum-wage unemployable-otherwise are there doing their PR act.
> > It has been a JOKE ever since the whole TSA business began.
>
>
> So I guess they take their cues from you, eh...???
>
>
> > One time one of those morons didn't like the smirk I showed him on
> > my face when he was doing something really stupid with one of the
> > passengers, he took at least 5 minutes with his wand going through
> > every part of my body and until he detected an infinitessimal sized
> > metal part of an elastic hairband in my wallet. He let out a big
> > smile
> > as his success when he didn't know WHAT he was doing. I return
> > a BIG SMIRK to him.
>
>
> ".....yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn........"
>
> Tell us, b00b, did that make you feel like a "BIG MAN"...???
Nah. That just puts the LITTLE MAN in his place, just like I
smirk at every post YOU made.
>
>
> > There are NO fixed rules from airport to airport.
>
> There is ONE: "ALWAYS give ODORIFEROUS "Reef Fish" a BIG hassle when he
> comes through..."
>
Actually no. Some of them smile sheepishly in admiration and short
of asking me for an autograph, but they only asked the indirect
question such as "Are you a movie star?" or "Do you make movies?"
as they obviously mistook me for some well-known actor (now dead)
who looked like me, though 20 years older and 6 inches shorter. :-)
>
> > The only thing common is that most of the security agents are morons.
>
> You should get a job with them...
Sorry, I don't qualify because I can't possibly meet the IQ standards
for a moron. But I'll mention to them the next time I see a TSA
supervisor that Greg Morrow wants to apply on the basis of his
qualification of being a MORON.
>
>
> > On my return flight from Beijing less than a month ago, I didn't
> > have to take off my shoes, didn't have to take out my laptop,
> > but on inspection on the X-ray machine, they found a can of
> > coka cola and made me OPEN it, so that the agent could sniff
> > it to determine that it wasn't liquid fuel I suppose.
>
> Too bad he didn't light a match -- "Uh oh, it's FLAMBEED "Reef
> Fish"...!!! Call out the HAZMAT teams...!!!"
>
Okay Greg. Now you can go back to your rec.food.cooking to
stuff your face and troll there instead of bothering grown-ups
and intelligent folks in rec.travel.air and rec.travel.cruises (well
there are 3 or 4 of those there).
-- Reef Fish Bob,
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