Thus spake Nonnymus :
>
>
>Stephan in Burlington wrote:
>
>> As an aside, when dining out, does anyone have any suggestions what to
>> do with my chewing tabacco when I arrive at the dinner table?
>>
>> Stephan in Burlington
>
>Since you asked, Stephan, here's a couple commentaries on that subject:
>
>On Mrs. Nonnymus and tobacco
>My wife chews at least a plug of tobacco a day. When she was a
>teenager, we thought she had a mustache, but learned it was just a
>"drool line" from her tobacco. Its a nasty habit, but it kept her
>from getting worms.
Snort.
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