When you get to the dinner table, just swallow the tobacco. Then, when
everyone is having a good time, excuse yourself and throwup over the rail.
JP
"Stephan in Burlington" wrote in message
news:vmc8j294blgdj53fmf8h0aenv8q4o80tm1@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:21:17 -0700, while the Captain of the mv
> Perfecto was guiding her to her next port, Nonnymus
> wrote:
>
> >What do you all think? Should you tip after the cruise or before, as we
> >do? What would constitute service above and beyond a standard $5 per
> >person per day tip?
>
> In the words of the famous Mr. Lindquist, "Hook Up, Fish On".
>
> Please be advised that you have been reported to the nearest Nevada
> Fish and Game Warden for exceding your limit, and using lures that are
> far too shiny. However, you are to be commended for the number of
> posters that just jumped into the boat, much like Asian Carp.
>
> As an aside, when dining out, does anyone have any suggestions what to
> do with my chewing tabacco when I arrive at the dinner table?
>
> Stephan in Burlington
>
> "I don't know, a proof is a proof. What kind of a proof is a proof?
> A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's
> proven." - Jean Cretien, former Prime Minister of Canada
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