My wives a cow!haha
"Odysseus" wrote in message
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> In article , nobody@cox.net says...
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>>Rick wrote:
>>> Aside from the obvious things like firearms and live animals, what other
>>> items are generally prohibited on cruise lines? I got stopped at
>>> airline
>>> security once because I had forgotten I had a small pair of scissors in
>>> my
>>> travel kit. I understand that things like nail clippers and pocket
>>> knives
>>> are not allowed on airplanes any more. Are there common household items
>>> like this that you can't bring on a cruise ship?
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>>> Also, I know that you can't bring alcohol onto a ship. Can you bring
>>> non-alcoholic beverages like cans of soda?
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>>Over the years, here are a few things that have been confiscated from my
>>luggage by the cruise lines :
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>>Acetylene cutting torch
>>Band saw
>>used adult diapers
>>unnecessary body parts
>>chain saw
>>auto muffler and transmission
>>air compressor
>>fermenting corn
>>still for making moonshine
>>20mm canon
>>25 kW generator
>>fireworks
>>TV antenna
>>2 sheep, one goat and 4 skunks
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> But I have a sheep as my common law wife and paid for her passage on
> the cruise.
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