[Default] Thus spake John :
>On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:38:36 -0500, Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 01 Dec 2008 10:04:46 -0600, Becca wrote:
>>
>>> Nonnymus wrote:
>>>> Please don't ask me how I know this, but after pouring the powder into
>>>> birdseed and stirring it in with your hands, do NOT, ever, never,
>>>> under any circumstances, go and urinate. The stuff stays on your
>>>> hands for a long, long time and the pain is incredible. Only a real
>>>> dummy would do that and I'm sure you're a lot smarter than I was.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Becca
>>
>>Don't hog the drugz.
>
>Another warning on the same topic.
>
>If you ever are applying Absorbine Jr (for athlete's foot) do not go
>to urinate without washing your hands.
>
>If you do, you will soon be doing a wild and crazy dance.
Fortunately, she never actually made the physical mistake, but Carol
used to confuse the names "Compound W" and "Preparation H"!!!
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- dillon I am not invalid
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams come true.
Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which
will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no
matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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