On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 08:46:26 +0100, "Mike....."
wrote:
>Mr & Mrs Smith by Royal Appointment:
>Buckingham Palace set to become the ultimate British B&B
>
>In a move that will shock traditionalists, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
>today announced that Buckingham Palace, the official residence of the
>British monarchy since 1837, will open its doors in October this year to
>paying hotel guests. Mr & Mrs Smith, the London-based boutique-hotel
>specialists, will handle all bookings.
(knock knock)
'Scuse me, Mum. But could you spare a jam packet? They've run out
downstairs. Yes, we're having a lovely stay. If you could, though,
could you have someone come round and take a look at the loo? Seems we
may have burdened it unduly. D'you have a toilet plunger in here,
then? Let's just take a look in the armoire....
Oooh, those are lovely! They must drive Philip crazy, what?
- TR
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