On Jun 30, 5:41=A0am, "Gregory Morrow" wrote:
> Martin wrote:
> > On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:40:35 -0500, "Gregory Morrow"
> > wrote:
>
> >> Martin wrote:
>
> >>> On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:23:42 -0700 (PDT), Surreyman
> >>> wrote:
>
> >>>> On 26 June, 06:49, "Gerald Oliver Swift"
> >>>> wrote:
> >>>>> Which is the furthest point in the European Union from London?
>
> >>>>> We've had some interesting answers so far - but no one as yet has
> >>>>> come up with the correct answer. So here's a couple of clues:-
>
> >>>>> a) It's over 6,000 miles from London - but can be reached by ferry
> >>>>> b) Don't expect to see any tennis being played at the main airport
> >>>>> there
>
> >>>>> Gerry
>
> >>>> Reunion?
>
> >>> Yes
>
> >>> The airport is Roland Garos
>
> >> Interesting, I just got done watching _Mississippi Mermaid_...!!!
>
> > ScGrunge sighting?http://tinyurl.com/scGrunge
>
> :-)
>
> --
> Bst
> Greg
Just phoned the NHS swine flu helpline and all I got was crackling.
How did the pig go on holiday?
The swine flu
Swine flu isn=92t a problem for pigs, because they're all going to be
cured anyway.
The first sign of pig flu is that you come out in nasty rashers.
Swine flu is getting serious, it has been reported to be a hamdemic,
which may lead to an aporkolypse...
But we=92ll get through. Where there's a swill there's a way.
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin
protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.
The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal
application of oinkment.
My friend says he=92s got swine flu, but I think he's telling porkies.
I have to say, I'm finding all these jokes about swine flu pretty
boaring.
If you receive an email from the Department of Health
telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu,
ignore it ............it's just spam. |