Why use toilet paper at all?! Water works much better. That's why
the French invented the bidet. Or better yet, do like the Asians,
just splash a lot of water down there with your own hands after
squating down over a whole in the ground. Nature's solution.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
Crow calls for limit on loo paper
Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper
should be introduced to help the environment.
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except,
of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be
required".
The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured
the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate
change.
She teamed up with environmental activist Laurie David for the shows.
The pair targeted 11 university campuses to persuade students to help
combat the world's environmental problems.
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can
be used in any one sitting "
Sheryl Crow
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy
ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming,"
Crow wrote.
"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they
are, in my mind, worth investigating.
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can
be used in any one sitting."
The tour ended on Sunday at the George Washington University in
Washington DC, where Crow performed with Tim McGraw, Faith Hill and
Carole King.
Laurie David's husband, Seinfeld creator Larry David, also appeared.
Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper
napkins "represent the height of wastefulness".
She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining
sleeve".
The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining
sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
The shows involved a short set by the singer, a talk by David and
segments of Al Gore's environmental film An Inconvenient Truth. |