bravenewwhirl@postmaster.co.uk (Barve New Whirl) wrote:
>I'd like to take a vacation in the US.... but I read so much about the
>attitudes and ignorance of the people there I wonder if I could have
>an enjoyable vacation with my family. Is it true that people are all
>loud, pushy and carry guns everywhere? Can you get decent food in the
>restaurants aside from the huge portions I read about? Do we have to
>wear lapel flags so we don't get jerred at? Let me know....realy
>interested.
All of this is quite true. I don't own an SUV, but if you want to
visit I'll gladly rent a Hummer in order to give you the best genuine
imitation authentic American experience you could have. We'll cruise
by my son's elementary school to borrow a few dozen pistols and an 80
mm field mortar (stopping at McDonalds along the way, of course).
Then we'll look up some French names in the phone book and go give
those miserable descendents of surrender monkeys a dose of whup-ass.
Do drop us another line when you're ready to come over here, OK?
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