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Subject: Re: What should we rename Ottawa after America conquers Canada? Posted on: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 19:33:49 +0100


Shakespeare described it long ago....
First come hubris and overbearingness
Then the fall



"Dan" wrote in message
news:1108737275.421953.167430@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Okay, I know this is a "troll" post and I really shouldn't add to it,
> but here's my take on this (and obviously I don't take any of this
> seriously right now)...
>
> If America conquers Canada, then we'd probably insist (translate to
> "make it a law") that the Quebecois stop speaking French, so the
> beautiful city of Hull will become even more desirable and will grow
> exponentially in the years immediately following the conquest. There
> won't be any major employments source left in Ottawa (and they'll have
> to change the name of their hockey team) since it won't be the seat of
> government, so Ottawa's population will decrease, and the name will
> finally just have to be changed to...South Hull. The end.
>