I say let's get some bed-bug feed and increase the populations in the
Waikiki hotel rooms, then announce this to the rest of the world. Then
we can get the University of Hawaii researchers to develop some super
giant strain of the beasties. This will in turn cause a serious
downturn in tourism and hopefully slow down the ridiculously rampant
development going on now.
Hunt wrote:
> In article <1149832439.584285.311180@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> alohacyberian@yahoo.com says...
> >
> >My auntie stayed at one of the waikiki hotels. When we went to visit
> >her the next morning she had passed away. She looked like a shrivelled
> >prune. In the frames on the walls, in the headboard and even in her
> >shoes, were these fat, ticklike insects. They were making a vibrating
> >noise as if to engage in some kind of mating dance.
> >
> >It was horrible. We left the room screaming, but when we got home...we
> >could hear the same vibrating sound...those fat insects had hidden in
> >the heels of our shoes.
> >
> >This may be my last post. The sound is getting louder.
>
> So sorry about your Auntie, but we all have to go sometime. As for the sound -
> just put Brotha' Iz on the stereo and drown the little buggers out!
>
> I guess I have to leave any heeled shoes on the mainland, next trip. Thanks
> for the advice.
>
> Hunt
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